I don't know if anyone else has heard this yet, but I heard the Pope is dead.

Also, I did some research on him in light of a question someone had asked me, and it turns out he was, in fact, Catholic.

The internet is truly amazing, you know? Back in 1905 it would have taken months for people to hear about the Pope, but now I can pass on rumors I've heard about him only days after he (allegedly) died. That's the power of the World Wide Web of Wonder!